joke/weird/wat lyrics

ITT: link songs in your language that sounds perfectly normal unless you know the language

example of what I mean: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nQ9lmriWOc


I'll start with a Swedish song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZbrM3OtbQM

Lyrics translated:

Behind high walls in our fort made of snow
On the first day of winter holidays
Resolute hands squeezing snow to ice
Deadly balls flying through the air

Cyclist lie fallen to the ground
Our laughter echoes in the silence
The street lamp's light is extinguished
We're breaking windows and punching off every hat (this makes no sense even in Swedish)

In the snow lamp's light we're making plans
With black thermo pants, hot chocolate and bananas
Death and extermination on the edge of our path
A nightmare created by snowball war

With icicles we cut up our arms
In the snow crust we're making pentagrams with our piss
Stuffing snow inside the kids sweaters
With **** snowball we march along (Idk what they're saying there)

No mortal may stop us
Blind apocalyptic rage
Prepare to die by our weapons
Rock solid snowball with gravel inside

In the snow lamp's light we desecrate graves
With hot dogs, festis*, skis and poles (*a brand of uncarbonated soft drinks for kids)
Despite eternal frost we're digging up corpses
And breaking all the church windows